writing style is obnoxious

Claude's writing style seems to get more obnoxious with each new model. Why cant you just make it speak factually. This is a tool. I am not looking for a friend.

These are just wasted tokens and come across in a weird way.
"Your skepticism deserves a serious answer, and there are two honest caveats in your favor before any new test"
etc etc etc.
This is the well-spoken equivalent of if you were talking to someone and they started each response with
"Ima be foreal wichu. Can I be honest with you dawg. Ima tell you the thing. What had happened wuhhhasz. Im about to get to it......".